The Romantic Heart of an Irishman...

Brigid says "Paddy, we've been married along time. You're good lookin' man and I think you've slept with alotta women. I won't be mad now, but I would like to know how many -  if any." 

Paddy says, "My lovely Brigid... you should know I never slept with anyone but you, my wee Darlin'. All the rest I was awake."